Better Than Nothing

Blogger is powering down for bit in like an hour so I don't have time to write a real column today. Instead, I figured I would give you a few quick links to check out. If I have time I'll put some quick hits at the bottom.

On with the show...

bomanijones.com--Good column by Bomani Jones about Rhinanna's new song and how absurd it is. I don’t like her or her music, but its a funny article and its extremely well written. Check out the comments. The first few made me crack up.

wikipedia.com-- Reason #1,036 why Wikipedia is the greatest site on the Internet, bar none.

wikipedia.com-- Reason #1,037 why Wikipedia is the greatest site on the Internet, bar none. Without question, the funniest thing on there so far. Will I ever be able to find a better reason to validate Wikipedia's greatness? In a million years? Ever?

espn.com-- Story about Maurice Clarett getting stopped for driving recklessly and having to be tazed. Unfortunately he was wearing body armor and sporting an AK-47. Wasn't he can’t-miss-prospect three years ago, and in the NFL last year? Talk about falling fast. Who does he think he is? John Rambo? How does this happen?

cnn.com-- A lawyer gets a little rambunctious during a trial and is ordered to have an alcohol test. Mistrial ensues. This is like a crystal ball into my future. I'm sure of it.

cnn.com-- If I was swimming in a lake and I kicked a fish, I would freak out. What would happen if a fish said "Screw it, I'm gonna get this bastard!" and kicked me? No clue. Some questions are best left unanswered.

cnn.com-- Me and a friend once got into a fist fight in middle school over who had received more signatures in their yearbook. We didn't speak to each other for a week, and yet somehow it was less childish than this.

Drew: Gets in Sunday. Is it too early to start dropping the "Calm before the storm" jokes? When I told my roomate that Drew would be staying on our futon for a few days he gave me the "Did you really just invite another person to stay in our living room this summer without making them pay rent?" look on his face. I think he's ok with it.

Rangers: Pulled out a win today, but it may bee too late. More on this later.

Sorry, no more time for Quick Hits. You'll have to make due. I spoil yall anyway.