A dose of cheesiness

Not long ago I was talking with my girlfriend about one of the duties I have at work: looking over résumés. As we talked about it, I stated that I loved reading through them because every now and then you come across someone so delusional and arrogant that it makes you laugh out loud at their résumé. She asked me for a few examples and I thought of some of the more cocky résumés I have looked over, but today I saw one that I would like to share. Usually the cocky, conceited ones are easy to identify from the cover letter, but this one was different. This one was more discreet, to the point where I almost missed it, but hidden on the last page was the bit of delusional smugness that I could just feel was hiding in this person's résumé.

Under "Personal" he put the following:

"Temperament- Sanguine with a dose of intensity"

He forgot to mention that it was dashed with a splash of idiot, then smothered in a warm creamy arrogance sauce, and baked until the crust was a golden brown with a slight hint of cheesy analogy. All served with a fresh side of still unemployed.

Some people.