Always low prices. Always

I was sent to go pick some stuff up from Wal-Mart during work yesterday. As I walked in, a familiar sign greeted me. Outside it said, "Eye Exams, $39.99." Now I have seen some variation of this at most Wal-Marts, but suddenly I realized something: I've never been quite comfortable with the fact that Wal Mart gives eye exams. I mean, what is qualifying them to give medical examinations. I don't trust the goings-on in Wal Mart enough to leave my cart alone for three seconds, let alone let an employee probe my eyes for a vision diagnosis. Plus, they edit all their CD's and that just sucks.

--http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdAIt4MgnHc-- Commercial for a prototype toy called the Oozinator. Not sure who didn't see what was horribly wrong with this toy. But I think if I were a parent and my son's friend brought this over, I would close all the blinds and start looking on-line for known sex offenders in the neighborhood.

--http://youtube.com/watch?v=cQIwT4PdRa4&search=news%20blooper-- How do you take a blind man's accomplishments of climbing a mountain and shatter them over your knee? Call him gay on national TV.

--http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6640225987281635407&q=punch&pl=true-- "So, you're the one who took Murder She Wrote off the air. I've been looking for you a long time. This is gonna feel so good."

--http://parks.ky.gov/stateparks/bb/-- Tourette's sufferer’s must have named this park. Although, I must say that this more than justifies the term "Gettin Lucky in Kentucky."

--http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/page1.html-- What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.