Pimp My Segway

Mavs got screwed by the NBA. That's all I have to say......

--http://www.niggaknow.com/--(Chad, from OH) Chad sent me this today and its possibly the funniest thing I have ever read. Dude, just goes off on random stuff. Scroll down and read what he has to say. I don't know whats funnier, his rant on how black bears want to have sex with white polar bears or his conspiracy theory on Segways. What is for sure is that there are two universial truths stated when he said, "You know a nigga can't resist the ability to put spinners on anything, but I be DAMNED if any self respecting black mans is ever gonna be seen on the great white nerd chariots." I applaud you for you boldness. Keep fighting the good fight!

--http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0aiAgAbE-o&search=cubs%20urinal-- All those east Coast MLB teams have fans that talk trash about how they are so die-hard. Well, say what you want about Ranger's fans, but there is a reason the Cub's haven't won a World Series since the world was still in black and white. Here's a hint: that's not a slip-n-slide he's playing in.

--http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/playoffs2006/news/story?id=2450839-- Funny article about how Avery Johnson told the Mavs to grab the opponents' nuts rather than punch them in order to avoid being suspended. Nice backhanded jab at the NBA, but the best part of the article is the jabbing between Cuban and Popovich; in which Cuban makes fun of the River Walk only to have Popovich attempt to come back by delivering an utterly confusing line that misses the target completely. Popovich then stared at his acne-scared face in the mirror and sobbed while repeatedly whimpering, "I'm such an idiot!" to himself.

--http://www.faiththedog.net/index.asp-- I've seen Faith the dog on TV and it creeps me out in every sense of the word. I don't care if this is a heart warming story, I would run if I saw it "walking" towards me. Gordon summed it best by describing it as "the stuff nightmares are made of." Agreed.

--http://www.sky.com/skynews/picture_gallery/picture_gallery/0,,70141-1218007-2,00.html-- Not sure what President Bush is talking about, mainly because I refuse to believe the caption. I kinda hope he is saying something along the lines, of "We HAVE FOUND the weapons of mass destruction." The lady would then snatche the item out of his hands and uncomfortably walk to a bathroom stall.

--http://youtube.com/watch?v=M8pR1rZZHEs&search=crazy%20german%20kid-- Teresa was disturbed by this, but anyone who has played Dynasty Mode on NCAA Football knows exactly what this kid is going through. Allowing more than 3 points against Baylor is just unaccetpable in my book.